Vava: if you don't got it, don't flaunt it

'I think now, all the girls look very ugly. I saw the pictures of the Metropolitan gala evening [in New York, a few weeks ago] and I never saw something more ugly, all the girls have their legs out with the most terrible proportions.' Valentino shakes his head and mutters 'no, no, no,' wiggling his finger like a disappointed schoolmaster.

Well, I guess I better retire my shorts then and bring out the maxi skirts - because if these 'girls' he speaks of, perfectly proportioned celebrities to the untrained eye, are ugly, then I need take haven under the bridge, where I belong.